Greetings, Minions of the Rabid Toy Cult!
First off, I'd like to congratulate Paul the Watcher, for winning the Universe of Violence Contest (sort of: Paul, you've got to join the blog for it to count! Sign up by midnight, and you're good! Same goes for the runner-up Charles Toys Nut... Get signed up, and get me your addresses, and I will get toys in the mail to you... Deal?)
Now, for the main order of business!
The Gorewad Monsters Insult Contest: Part 2 Electric Bugaloo!
1. No slurs or epitaphs, at all. They aren't necessary for a good insult, and I just don't like them.
2. No repeating insults. If you can bother to read the insults that came before you, I can't be bothered to send you free toys. <3
3. Swearing doesn't make a bad insult good. Swearing is allowed, but creativity is the key! Which brings me to...
4. Don't just copy old insults off of the interwebz. If I can google your insult, I'm just going to ignore it.
This contest is open to anybody. Everybody. Blog members and anybody else. Contest ends, whenever I randomly decide on July 27th. Bring the hurt, minions! Bring it strong!