Fortress of Inhumanity Spotlight: The Lieutenant

The Lieutenant is a wild pig given sentience by one of the mysterious "Big-Head" monuments that has protruded from the ground in various places around the world. He travels the lands on foot, looking for unsuspecting travelers to eat, though he ironically prefers bacon and can be bribed with a fresh new pair of sneakers or a floral print shirt.

Likes: Bacon, shoes, Hawaiian shirts, and the saltiness of human tears.

Dislikes: Hybrid vehicles, french toast, banjo music and the color orange.