So, after another round of insults have come and gone, and we had some good ones, and some real stinkers. First, I would like to thank Tom Andre for his venomous mini-essays. TL:DR, you bug-eyed goober.
The one insult, that captured my heart more than any of the others, though, was Anna Stiffler's "When you called 911 for a house fire, the firemen rushed over to push you back in."Congrats, Anna, for appealing to my inner arsonist. Now, do us all a favor, and jump in front of a bus.
Time to go...
It's been fun though, right?
-R
Hey, I win at being a shitty person! I'd like to say thanks for the great contest, and to my fellow contestants, suck it.
ReplyDeleteSuck, what? What is this weird schtick you've got with sucking on things?
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What can I say, I have penis-envy.
Delete..So I bought one that was bigger than everyone else's. <3
Must be like a frickin' orange construction barrel.
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