It's time, for December's contest, and I have held off on doing one of these for a while... And I have made the decision to only run this contest once a year from now on... And it will forevermore be the last contest of the year...
INSULT CONTEST 2012: End of the World Edition
The rules are pretty simple.
#1. Only original insults. I will be checking El Google to see if you guys are plagiarizing, because the whole point is to be creative and ridiculous.
#2. Absolutely no ephitaphs of any kind... Race, sexual orientation, religion, etc, etc. You can absolutely suggest beastiality though. I'm more prone to accusing folks of dendrophilia, but... Whatever.
#3. No repeating insults. This kind of goes along with rule #1... If you can't be bothered to read the insults before yours, then I can't be bothered to give you a prize.
#4. You must be a minion, for your insults to count. If you haven't joined, join up. Make your insults count.
I, along with two other judges will be picking the best insults. Post insults in the comments section of this thread.
Grand prize: One thermal color-change Gorewad, one glow-in-the-dark Gorewad, and a fresh off the press HELL TURTLE.
I'll also be picking a runner up, for prizes, as well. Contest runs until Christmas. I'll announce the victor on December 26, 2012.
Yappy holidays, minions!