Alright gang, the gimmick is simple: I'm posing a challenge, and the winner gets one pack of Gorewads shipped to their front door, completely on my dime. Each Gorewad Monsters pack includes all three sculpts, with each sculpt's color being randomly selected. Also, as an added bonus, I will add a free insult/autograph on the header card, to make the Gorewad experience complete.
The Heist: Insult Contest.
I want to lay a few ground rules, because I don't want this to degenerate into some half-witted, ephitet swapping contest.
Rule #1: No slurs. None. Not race, ethnicity, creed, sexual orientation... Be more creative than that bullshit. Otherwise, you're going to get called out on being a sperm-bank reject, and you're definitely not going to win the contest.
Rule #2: No repeating insults. If somebody posts an insult, and you post one that is too similar, I'm going to ignore it, as well as anything else you have to say.
Rule #3: Swearing a ton doesn't necessarily make for the best insults. It's not banned, but if you spend more time dropping Eff Bombs than actually insulting the rest of the folks on here, then you're missing the point of the exercise.
Rule #4: Fuck you. (See what I did there?)
Anyways, post your insults in the comment section on this blog-post. Any insults posted on other posts, don't count. There is no limit to how many insults you can post, and you may absolutely feel free to turn on each other.
I'll pick my favorite on Friday, and we'll go from there.
Make me proud, minions of the rabid toy cult.