So, after a week of watching people tirelessly scour Google for the best insults that they could plagiarize (HA! #Trollhard), I have picked my winners. Based on criteria ranging from originality to just how much I liked them, selecting winners was difficult in some places... And easy in others.
I'll be running another contest in July, so start coming up with material!
Let's hear it for Great Cthulu, for his sheer mass of middle school lunchroom insultation. It was almost as if he had a first edition of SNAPS! by James Percelay sitting in front of him. Still, I admire his dedication and diligence, in regurgitating jokes that he heard during puberty, 40 years ago (#stilltrolling).
Next up, I want to give it up to Little Weirdos, for truly catching me off guard with his Pumpkin insult. Well done, you anthropomorphic Blue-Vein-Throbber.
First place prize, goes to the only insult that Google didn't cross reference me to, by Daniel Clein. For being the most original, and the most hilariouslyslack-jawed, you have scored yourself a full set of Gorewad Monsters, and of course, I will be sure to include a personal insult on the header card, special from me to you.
If the winners could email me their addresses, I'll get those to post on Monday.
I want to thank everybody for participating, well, everbody except for RJ. (#cantstoptrolling)
Gotta go kids...
It's been fun though, right?